Sunday, June 29, 2014

A 10 page conclusion of Late Again: Pt 3: Misunderstanding

 But as he got closer he saw that it wasn’t the end. It was a record-breaker flare, heading straight for him...


Niko!.png  “Is that an angel?” Niko thought. Soon he figured out who it was. “Not again...” he thought. He turned around and started running. Jake tripped up. His face pushed the water around his face. He was like a meteor ripping through the earth.

 “AAAAAAAAA!!!” screamed both Jake and Niko. Niko squeezed through the bars. He smacked into the rubble. Quickly, he moved as far as he could to the side. Jake melted the bars in less than a second.

 SMAKY!!! There was a massive tunnel in the rubble. Jake got up, dazed and confused, again. Niko rushed to his aid. “I’m gonna get a concussion soon!” groaned Jake. “Never mind that. Where are we?” Niko pulled out his phone. He went on Google Maps.

 The phone started lagging. A multi-coloured loading ball showed up. All of a sudden, the ball popped out from the phone. The ball started rolling. “Uh oh...” groaned the two. The started running. “AAAAAA!!!” they screamed.

 It was almost like a video game. The ball wouldn’t stop following them, and they had to keep dodging obstacles. Niko had enough. He was sick of this crazy stuff.

 So he pulled out his little mouse, and put in Jake’s face. He was scared, and started to think of his pace. No more mice, or balls of death, or chance of even smelling meth.

 Yes it’s true, there was a stinky smell. No wonder, Niko never applied his armpit gel! Jake went faster and faster. Niko grabbed on. Zoom. Jake went even faster than before, with Niko flapping behind like a cape.

Jake ran on a ramp. KABAM!! Jake was now launching like a rocket. His legs slowed down. “What’s the time?” asked Niko. “We’ll be late, most likely!” Jake pulled out his phone. “It’s Sunday the 13th!”

 “We missed 2 and a half days!?” asked Niko. He pondered for a bit. “IT WAS THAT BIG SPINNING BEACH BALL OF DEATH!!” he shouted. SPLAT! The two plunged into a hole. “I hate you Niko...” groaned Jake as he got up. He looked up. They were in a grave.

 They were standing on a coffin, which a man was burying. He was listening to music and did the shoveling with his eyes closed. The hole was too deep to climb out from. Jake started playing Flappy Bird. The phone glitched, and Flappy Bird came out.

 “What the heck?!” said Niko. They climbed on and flew off. But they fell off, in the graveyard. Lightning struck, and hands started popping out from the dirt. “THIS SHOULD HAPPEN ON A FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!” shrieked Jake. Niko pulled out two guns that he had in his pockets.

 He started to sing. “Kids look at these zombies.(ooh!) Kids look at these zombies.(ooh!) As I walk down this street, this is what I see. Nearly everyone’s a zombie that’s staring at me. I got two pistols in my hands and not afraid to use it, use it, use it. I’m a survivor and I know it.”

 He started trickshooting all the zombies. He spun the guns on his fingers while shooting. Bullets were flying everywhere. And the zombies. “Don’t shoot me!” screamed Jake, as he played dodge bullet & zombies.

 The rain clouds soon ran out of rain and made one last lightning strike. The lightning struck Niko’s gun. Niko stumbled, and then fell over into the grave. There was one zombie left. It slowly walked over to Jake.

 SPLAT! Flappy bird fell on the zombie, and then started flying away again. “Umm...” said Jake. Niko was still on the grave. The coffin was open, Niko fell in, and the coffin shut. Heavy winds blew the dirt back on the coffin.

 Niko was buried unconscious. Jake went looking for Niko. “I’ll kill the monsters first.” he thought. He ran to the cabin in the dark. Niko soon woke up later. “Uuuhhnn...” he groaned. “What?”

 Niko looked around. “Jake...! He buried me here, didn’t he?” Niko started digging. Jake ran across the mountainous terrain. Niko was edging near the top, but started to run out of air. He started to hallucinate. His eyes were closing. “Is this really it...?” he thought. Jake soon saw the cabin. He pulled out his dynamite.

 He placed the dynamite around the house. He lit the string thingy. The spark was about to light the fire, but a skeleton head popped out and blew out the spark. It went back into the ground.

 “YOU’RE KIDDING ME AREN’T YOU!?” The entire skeleton popped out from the ground. It was massive. Jake ran in the house. He hid in the toilet. “I still have dynamite.” he chuckled. But then, the toilet started to over flood. With nappies.

 “WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE DO EVERYDAY?!” screamed Jake. The nappies formed into a giant baby. Jake yanked his phone out from his pocket. “Lemme take a selfie!”

 The entire house started flashing multi coloured, and selfies popped up with the random music. The selfies were smacking both the baby and Jake. “Too many selfies!” he screamed.

 A selfie hit the phone. It broke, and then all the selfies disintegrated. Jake ran to the dynamite. SHINK!! Jake was stabbed by the baby. As he slowly lost consciousness, he realised something.

 “There is something in the house which powers these monsters. If I can find it...” he thought. His eyes closed. The teacher was lazing around, watching the FIFA world cup with his friends. There was a massive earthquake.

 The teacher( named Harry,) looked outside. There was a massive cyclone-type cloud spinning above the forest. It gradually got bigger. “What’s going on?” he asked. The others didn’t answer. They were speechless. Niko and Jake’s eyes opened. They were in another dimension.

 They looked at each other. “Where are we?” asked Jake Niko wasn’t ready to answer nicely. He still thought that Jake had buried him. “YOU BURIED ME, DIDN’T YOU!?” he screamed.

 “What?” replied Jake. “I didn’t even know where you were!” Niko gave a suspicious and unforgiving look at Jake. They started arguing. “Shush.” said a voice.

 Niko and Jake stopped arguing and turned 90° to their left. There was a man sitting cross legged, but in mid-air. “Some skills!” said the shocked Jake. The man was in a white cloak, and holding a pole with symbols at each end.

 “Who are you?!” asked the unbelieved Niko. “You don’t know me? Stupid little descendants.” “Are you related to me?” asked Niko. The man made a frustrated look, and answered Niko.

 “I am the man who populated the entire world. My name is Hagura Ootsuki.” “Hi great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandad?” greeted Jake.

 “You’re 5 greats short.” replied Hagura. “Anyway... I lived in that cabin in the dark. I had an amulet which bred those monsters. The amulet was so powerful that where ever it was, the place would be dark.”

 “Destroy the amulet, and everything will go to normal. The monsters need that amulet. Anyone who wears it will revive my mother. She will end the world.” “How do we defeat her?” asked Jake. “I’ll give you some of my powers.” replied Hagura.

 Niko and Jake woke up. They were in their spot from their close shave. Niko blasted the dirt away and got out. Harry was just passing by. He stopped, as he saw Niko running towards him.

 Jake woke up. He yanked the bone out from his solar plexus. He ran outside. Niko and Harry arrived. “You did a bad job of staying one night with Niko without causing this!” Harry shouted.

 Niko made a plan. “Jake and I will fight the skeleton, and Mr, you search for the amulet.” Harry cowardly ran inside. “Suit yourself!” he shouted. Niko jumped up at the skeleton. It was about to strike a blow on Niko, but he fell over.

 Jake had tackled it from the legs. Niko pulled out his phone. He went on Google maps. The maps lagged, and the giant spinning beach ball of death popped out. CRUNCH!! It broke the skeletons vertebrae.

 As Niko fell down, he thought that they won. But the skeleton turned over and went to stab Niko. Jake ran at the giant, but figs on the ground grabbed his legs. “Not again...” Jake groaned.

 SMAK!! Flappy Bird fell on the skeleton. “Yay!” shouted Niko as he landed on Flappy Bird. When Flappy Bird hit the ground, the whole house shook. “HALP!!” screamed Harry.

 A gem hit his head. He grabbed it and inspected it. It was a neon green gem in a 3D hexagonal shape with a string running through the top. Harry was amazed.

 Niko pulled out a sword that he had. SHING!! He cut the figs. “Thanks.” replied Jake as he got up. The bones from the skeleton wrapped around the massive bird. Flappy bird was now controlled.

 Harry stared at the amulet. The closer it got to Harry, the more it would glow. “It would look good on me!” he said. Jake jumped up. “That’s high.” complimented Niko. But Jake wasn’t jumping, he was flying.

 Jake made a small energy ball in the palm of his hand. He struck Flappy Bird. A visible green flash of lightning struck the house. The clouds spun fiercely. “What the!?” shouted Jake. “She’s revived.” answered Niko, looking at Harry.

 Jake flew towards the chimney. “We can still stop it!” he shouted. Niko ran to the house. “Ho ho ho!” shouted Jake as he squeezed through. They saw Harry. He was turning into Jaera (Hagura’s mother).

 Jake struck the amulet. It shattered. But it was too late. Jaera had already gotten to Harry’s body. In a flash, the screaming, covered in green stuff turned into Jaera. A massive shockwave burst out. The house collapsed.

 “You’re gonna have to buy me a new house!” shouted Niko. Jaera didn’t listen. She stuck her hands and Jake and Niko. She blasted the two of them away with overwhelming power.

 “Ugh!” the 2 of them shouted in unison as they hit the ground. Jaera looked at both of them. She squinted. “Hagura gave you those powers, didn’t he?” she asked. Jake launched at her.

 SWAK!! Jaera flicked Jake away with her fingers. Jake bounced off the ground and struck again. Niko watched as Jake kept bouncing off Jaera and the ground.

 Swak swak swak swak swak swak swak swak swak swak swak swak... Niko heard repeatedly. “I will kill you both then destroy the world.” said Jaera. “What?” asked Jake as he kept getting flicked.

 “Hey Jaera!” shouted Niko. “You wanna go surfing?!” Jaera glared at Niko. “I’m gonna kill you.” “The weather’s nice!” “You’re supposed to defeat me!” shouted Jaera. “You should see my mean skills!” “I DON’T THINK YOU GET THE IDEA!”

 Jaera charged at Niko. “I’ll kill you first!” KA-SMAK!! Jaera was knocked to her right by rainbows. “I love these Nyan Cat ringtones!” shouted Jake, who was holding his phone out.

 Jaera was mad. “I have an idea.” Jake whispered to Niko. Jake ran to find some items, while Niko charged at Jaera. Niko was having a hard time. He was getting flicked like Jake. “I need a stunt double here!” he wailed.

 Jake soon came back. “Yes!” shouted Niko. “We’ve won!” KSST!! Jake sprayed some deodorant on himself. “Just what are you doing?” asked Niko. “Jaera will chase me. Like in the ads!”

 “You reek of dead mouse!” shouted Jaera in disgust while flicking Niko. “What cheek!” spluttered Jake. He picked up some other items that were on ground. “The glue will come in handy!” he said.

 Niko swung his sword out at Jaera. But instead of slicing the almost immortal being even slightly, it slipped right through her. “Who writes this material!?” shouted Niko.

Niko pulled out his dictionary. "Mile. A noun. A mile is equivalent to 1.609334 kilometers or 5280 feet. It is also used as a notable distance. E.g Missed by a mile." "ZZZzzz..." snored Jaera, who was half asleep.

 Niko was so angry that he slapped Jaera with the back of his hand. It hit. “What?!” said Niko. He swung his sword again. It went through. “AGH!! Wrong attack at right time!” he screamed.


 Jake ran in. “Eat chicken!” he shouted, throwing honey-barbecued chicken wings and thighs at Jaera. It slipped right through. “What a waste!” Jake grunted.


 “Anyway...” he said, searching through his Warehouse® plastic bag. “Umm... let’s see... pixie flamethrower powder... no... Mr Ytterbium’s periodic table... nope... Bill Nye science-in-a-box... this is hopeless!” Niko rolled his eyes as he kept slipping through Jaera.



 “Aha!” shouted Jake. “PVA glue!” He held the shattered pieces of the amulet. He lathered it completely. But the amulet was stuck on his hand. “Nngghh!” he groaned as he tried to rip it off his hand.


 Niko was still trying to land a blow on Jaera. His sword was still slipping through. “This makes no sense!” shouted Niko. “It probably is the fact that you can’t handle a sword!” shouted Jake.


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 QQRRIIPP!!! Jake ripped the amulet and glue off from his hand. “Oww... I now know what waxing is like. I’ll stick to shaving.” The amulet was together, but it looked shoddy. “Hey!” Jake shouted to the narrator.


 It glowed slightly. Jake turned towards Niko and Jaera, and it got brighter. Jake put it over Niko’s shoulders. It glowed massively. Jaera was turned into that green stuff again and smothered Niko.


 Quickly, Jake used his energy ball to break the amulet. The green stuff was gone. The shoddy amulet was in pieces. “Oi!” shouted Jake to the narrator(again). Niko fell over.


 When Niko recovered, They both bought a new house for Niko. “I’ll see you tomorrow.” said Jake. Niko now lived in a house a very long way away from the school.

 Then next day, Jake was waiting angrily at the door. Niko was late. “Late again.” Jake said angrily. “I have an excuse.” Niko replied. “No excuse counts. Soon you’ll have to drop out from school!” Jake finished.

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