Tuesday, January 20, 2015


Only does my family know this, but since late December yesteryear, a girl named Jessica and her mother aunty Mel came over. Jessica was only a year and 5 days younger than me. We had lots of fun when we came over to their house, or when they came over to our house.

One day, I was bored, and I spotted an app on the computer. I clicked on it and moved out the way, to make it look like I never clicked on it. It was "Five Night's At Freddys." Jess and I wouldn't click the 'New Game' icon.

Mariam excitedly clicked it, and soon Jess and I were playing the game over and over, despite the fact it was a horror game. Mariam and Ryan got in the action too, and soon we were finding conspiracy theories and FNAF 2.

It was really fun to have Jess around. We did things like showdowns, dodgeball on trampolines, sleepovers, and even Jessica's company was good. Unfortunately, yesterday was their last day in New Zealand. According to Jessica, the next time we'll see her, I'll be 17 years old. 

Jessica, you are one relative I won't forget. Your reactions to Five Nights At Freddys and other things will be remembered, not forgotten. See you soon.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Do The Bartman

"Do the Bartman" is a pop rap song from The Simpsons album The Simpsons Sing the Blues. It was performed by The Simpsons cast member Nancy Cartwright and was released as a single from the album on November 20, 1990. The song was written and produced by American recording artists Michael Jackson and Bryan Loren. 

Although Jackson did not receive any credit because he was under contract to another record label, he was a fan of The Simpsons—especially the character Bart—and had called the producers one night offering to write Bart a number-one single and do a guest spot on the show.

Even though it had lots of radio airplay in the United States, "Do the Bartman" was never officially released as a single in the US. It topped the charts in Australia, Ireland, New Zealand, Norway, and the United Kingdom. It also reached the top 10 in Sweden and the Netherlands, and was certified gold in the UK.

 A music video, which was directed by Brad Bird, was released for the song in 1991. The video became a hit on the American network MTV and received a nomination at the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards.
Source - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_the_Bartman

Top Story

I have written many narratives over the years. This here, is a voting form. 7 of my best stories. To read the stories, click here.

The point of this is for you to vote for your favourite story, and on the 10th of February I will announce the best story! Happy voting!

Wrong Road #2: For People 9+

Maybe the other road would've taken us to 1985. "Wrong road." I said.

Wrong Road

#2: For people 9+
No, seriously.

All of us knew something was wrong. We heard a massive crack. Vaifoa ran back through the red mist. “Blue squid with bleeding red eyes got Jordan! And, lava is coming through these cracks! RUN!” he shouted.

We turned around, but the car was sinking in Lava. VWOOSH! A car roared past us. It was zapped from another dimension, like our car. It was going at around 5000 km/h too. It looked like our car, and as it passed a page fell out.

I picked it up before it could catch fire from anything. Lee and Vaifoa looked over my shoulder. Something looked wrong. 4 people, with big, creepy smiles. On their shirts were names. Lee, Vaifoa and Jordan. There was one in a car. We all guess that was me.

Lee looked like he was shielding his eyes from the sunlight. Vaifoa stared at us. With a big, crooked smile. My photo looked like Vaifoa’s, but not close up, and you could only see the head.

You could see 2 toppled rectangles, which I’m guessing were buildings, and at the front was what looked like fire. The drawings were shoddy, kinda like they were drawn 26.7 seconds before being dropped by us.

But Jordan's drawing was the worst. It had someone looking straight, like he was looking at us, scribbled hair, giant, white, pupiless, eyes. With that was a smile so very creepy.

Underneath the drawings was a title. "OUR GANG - Iisa, Lee, Vaifoa, Jordan" it said. I instantly dropped the paper into the lava. "No... It can't be..." I stuttered. "We're in an opposite world!"

I looked at the direction that the car went to. It was the same spot that Vaifoa came running out. I had one last thought before heading there with Lee and Vaifoa. "Please, please don't let them be like in the picture..."

The second we entered the mist, we ran. We ran, trying our very best to contain any screams. Lee ran into someone. It was a boy, no older than 6. The scene was disgusting. Jordan ran past us. “Run you idiots! That squid is on a killing rampage!” We listened and ran.

Finally, we exited the red mist. We soon saw the car. 3 people got out. I heard their conversation. “Yep. Boss, you stay here. We’ll go find those imposters. I’m glad we manipulated time for us to rule.”

I was scared. We managed to sneak past our opposites to the car. We were behind the car when evil Jordan turned around, smiling with giant, white, pupiless, eyes.

Monday, January 5, 2015


If you read the title, you'd know who I'm writing about.
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, also known famously as PewDiePie, is a 25 year-old Swedish video game commentator known for his videos on YouTube. PewDiePie is known for his Let's Plays on horror video games, as well as playing many other types of games, and records his reactions through audio and webcam recording. PewDiePie's fanbase is known as the "Bro Army" which includes, as of the 30th of December 2014, more than 33,200,000 subscribers on YouTube.
The name "Pewdie" was created from the pew sound of lasers and die for death. After forgetting the password to his YouTube account under the name Pewdie, he created a similarly named one by adding the word pie because he loves pie, forming "PewDiePie".

I would subscribe to PewDiePie's channel, but I'm too young. I also don't have a YouTube account, but in a few years time I'll subscribe. PewDiePie is someone who's videos must be watched, and if you haven't watched one already, watch it! See you!

The Creepy Story

Being me, I have watched many horror movies, and read of creepypastas, so an upcoming story has a picture that is kinda creepy. (Don't worry, I drew the picture myself.) Those of you who have either read or watched a certain creepypasta that gave Jordan and I nightmares,(Don't watch it or find images of it. It will creep you too!), will get the other reference in the story.

Because of this, I have given it a 9+ restriction and wrote this post to warn people 8 and under. Please don't let this stop you from reading my other posts.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Wrong Road #1: Yellow Grid

“Aww... C’mon...” asked Vaifoa.

Wrong Road
Written & Illustrated by Iisa

#1: Yellow Grid

“NO!” I shouted back. Vaifoa was pleading for one last trip back in time. But Vaifoa couldn’t drive. I couldn’t drive either, but every other time we went back I did the driving.

“Please!” This went on for a while. But I’d already had enough of time travel. Last time I did, there ended up being 16 different me’s. Lee walked in. “Finished!” He said
with a smug look on his face. “We don’t need your help!” “See!?” I replied.

After many pleasing and no-ing, I finally gave in. We climbed into the car. It didn’t look like the normal time car. Small pieces of metal were misplaced, but that didn't really matter.
I guess.

The 3 of us climbed in the car, and we set off. We were at about 37km/h when SMAK! We ran into Jordan by a crossing. Jordan, obviously surprised by this accident, climbed into the back seat.

"That is the 2ND time you've hit me with a time-car!" Jordan shouted. We carried on driving with Jordan muttering things in the back seat. "4978km/h..." I read. "5000!" I cheered.

ZWOOP! We entered space-time. As we drove, we instantly noticed something. Usually we drive on top on blue or green lines on top of a black background, but this time it was yellow. Bright yellow.

And soon we reached an intersection. We never found out what happens when the time car goes off the road, so we swerved to the left. But as we did, we were instantly zapped into our destination.

We climbed out once the car stopped. Everything looked like the 2012 movie prediction did happen. It was burning, with damaged buildings, it was terrible. "Some builder you are Lee!" I shouted.

Jordan and Vaifoa went to investigate. I looked at the car. I thought for a while. Maybe the other road would've taken us to 1985. "Wrong road." I said.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

10 things about me!

There are many things about me, but if I wrote all of it down this post would be about 92 pages long. So, here are 10 things about me!

#1. I love my family. My parents take us on these cool trips, my grandparents are really kind and loving, just like my parents. And my sister is someone who I find annoying, but deep down will always love her.

#2. Food is something else I love, along with music, technology, sports, getting outside, watching TV, and playing games. Fast food restaurants are providers of some of my favourite foods, but it can't beat my mums home-made meals.

#3. I'm not one to keep up with the latest trends. So my music may be a little old,(?) boring? But it's my music which I like. Music I've loved since my infant years.

#4. Soccer an handball are my favourite games. They're even better when I'm playing with my friends and family.

#5. Minecraft. Can you guess the rest? I'm a huge Minecraft fan. I wrote 20+ posts about it! I haven't played it in a while, as I'm very busy doing things like sleeping.

#6. I value sleeping very much. But, I find that my sleeping schedule is to Australian time. I wake up at 7:00 and get tired at 9:00 Australian time, which is 10:00 and 12:00 NZ time.

#7. I like to write, as shown by all my blogposts, but until a certain year I was behind in writing.

#8. After drawing a picture for Back To The Present #6: Get The Gummy Bears, I have liked the colour yellow with a green background, as shown here.

#9. In year 6, 64 used to be my favourite number, as that was the maximum number of blocks of the same type you could stack in one heap in Minecraft. Minecraft is my favourite game still, but my favourite number has changed.

#10. Miko and Darfol, the main characters of the Stickmen Comics, are based on Jordan and I. Two years ago, Jordan and I had similar adventures, but they were all imaginary. To celebrate the good times, I brought back the farcical duo.

And that is 10 things about me! Bye!

Thursday, January 1, 2015

New Years

Happy New Year's everybody! Celebrating from the last to the first days of the year are always filled with fun. How did you celebrate the New Year? My family went to a dance party to celebrate. We danced, ate, caught up with relatives, and so on for nearly 2 and half hours, until the countdown came.

"4... 3... 2..." The crowd cheered. "I'm not a year 7 anymore," I said, "1!" Everyone cheered. "I'm a year 8!" I shouted cheekily. The music started playing again, and as it did, I thought of how I spent the previous New Years parties. Year 3 & 4, we watched fireworks by Mission Bay, year 5 at another party, year 6 I was in hospital, and year 7 by another party.

I would most definitely like to thank everyone who has helped me throughout these years. Thank you, and Happy New Years!